‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – with a twist of AirClean!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the lab
No ductless fume hood was present, it was all very sad;
With work to be done that required precision and care,
The lab techs hoped an AirClean hood would soon be there;

The hour was late and most techs were in bed,
While visions of ductless workstations danced in their heads.
With the quiet hum of the blowers to the durability of the sash,
The energy-cost savings would line their pockets with cash!

When out on the hallway there arose such a clatter,
The techs sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the door they flew like a flash,
Rubbed their eyes twice and were completely a’ gasped.

Coming down their hallway like a glistening white knight,
Was an AC4000 – it was a beautiful sight!
The fume hood was gorgeous, the lab techs in tears.
They finally had one! They had been wishing for years!

With so little to set-up, they just needed to plug ‘er in,
They threw on the blower and started to grin.
Protection was here from vapours and fumes,
They’d be sucked-up and away, no longer consumed!

This hood was amazing, all the techs had to try,
When one little lab tech asked “Is this all we could buy?”,
The senior lab tech smiled and opened his book,
To the AirClean catalogue to have one more look!

From updrafts to downdrafts to walk-in enclosures,
The lab techs tried hard to maintain their composures.
The techs gathered around and started selecting some more.
They wanted another – they wanted AirClean galore!

T’was getting late and bed time had long since past,
The ordering would wait – but the delivery would be fast!
Off to bed they all went with hearts all a flurry,
They were excited to wake and asked for the morning to hurry!

 Their AC4000 stood so shiny and new,
With their AirClean controller so bright and so blue.
So beautifully constructed, their new hood was a sight!
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!